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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><description>Romantic Reylo or bust! Not Spoiler Free but I do tag them. Main Blog : chasingcarz</description><title>A Reylo Sideblog</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @my-reylo)</generator><link>http://my-reylo.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Maybe some mask and leather glove play?? Love your blog btw❤❤</title><description>&lt;p&gt;thank you! &lt;3 i hope you enjoy &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Take it off,” Rey says the moment their bond opens and she’s greeted with the sight of molded chrome winking at her in the darkness.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Or what?” The modulated voice that sounds decidedly more like Kylo Ren than Ben Solo asks.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;She doesn’t have an answer as she can’t think of a conceivable threat. She used to be so good at coming up with them, especially where he was concerned.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://cobwebbing.tumblr.com/post/175276698696/maybe-some-mask-and-leather-glove-play-love-your" class="tmblr-truncated-link read_more"&gt;Keep reading&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://my-reylo.tumblr.com/post/175277461046</link><guid>http://my-reylo.tumblr.com/post/175277461046</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:42:59 -0400</pubDate><category>smut</category><category>drabble</category><category>it it me or is it hawt in here suddenly</category><dc:creator>chasingcarz</dc:creator></item><item><title>sexy prompt: He knows words are my weakness + maybe, do you want it harder, sweetheart?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Rey never really got dirty talk. She didn’t hate it, she just never understood the appeal. She’d tried with previous encounters, but it always felt weird and uncomfortable. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;And then along came Ben. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;For all his initial awkwardness and inexperience, Ben says the filthiest things to her in the bedroom and she loves it. Ben tells her what her cunt feels like, what he wants to do to her, what things as simple as biting her lip do to him. And Rey, who can’t hear the word “pussy” without giggling madly, moans whenever he murmurs in her ear, feels her walls flutter every time he tells her how he’s going to fill her with his cum. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;“I know your cunt so well I feel it in my dreams,” he tells her, driving into her in a way that sends her toes curling. “I’ve memorized the way you feel when you come.”&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The noise Rey makes is indecent. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;“You’re close,” he murmurs. “But you won’t come until I’ve fucked you harder, will you?”&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Rey can only whimper, grabbing fistfuls of sheets as he grips her hips and thrusts harder. She buries her face in the bed, but he pulls her hair until her back is arching and her head is tilted back. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;“No,” he tells her. “I want to hear you come. I want to hear the things my cock does to your pretty little cunt.”&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;She comes undone at that, singing a mad string of words she isn’t sure are real. Ben doesn’t release her even after she comes. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;“You feel so good,” he babbles, his hips jerking erratically. “All hot and wet and waiting for me to fill you with my cum.”&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;And then he is filling her with his cum, hot and sticky and right, feeding the aftershocks of her own orgasm. Rey thrusts back against his cock, squeezing every last drop from him. The friction against her clit and the pulsing inside her has her riled up again. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;And Ben, sweet, eager, wonderful Ben, gets on his knees and puts his mouth on her, licking up his own cum as he brings her closer to a second orgasm. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;“My cum tastes so good coming out of you,” he murmurs against the lips of her sex. “I could eat this cunt all day.”&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The mattress swallows up her cries, creaking and groaning as she bucks pitifully against his face. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;“I don’t know what I did to deserve you,” he admits when she finishes.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Rey wonders the same thing about him.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://my-reylo.tumblr.com/post/175277404901</link><guid>http://my-reylo.tumblr.com/post/175277404901</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:40:35 -0400</pubDate><category>smut</category><category>dirty talk</category><category>drabble</category><dc:creator>chasingcarz</dc:creator></item><item><title>A woman named Maude something was a co-host on the Collider SW show, and she went on a rant about Adam Driver. She called him 'foreskin-face' and thinks he's a 'little shit who thinks he's too good for Star Wars' all because he didn't laugh at her terrible jokes and puns when she interviewed him. It was actually kind of pathetic. Anways people are actually calling her out and the other host's out on twitter and their either ignoring comments or being totally dismissive. Makes me mad.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;wow she sounds gross af. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://my-reylo.tumblr.com/post/175267312156</link><guid>http://my-reylo.tumblr.com/post/175267312156</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Jun 2018 05:15:56 -0400</pubDate><category>collider</category><category>anti bs</category><dc:creator>chasingcarz</dc:creator></item><item><title>pissbabysithlord:bunny + wolf</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c93687694352d0fddb938159aa431750/tumblr_pax1znPhbO1v72xuvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5ec13a77b09f29798875736fbdbce860/tumblr_pax1znPhbO1v72xuvo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/22b6cb9538d81b9c67174f2396b05598/tumblr_pax1znPhbO1v72xuvo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cdd7d166d4cc67424270b345cca3da97/tumblr_pax1znPhbO1v72xuvo4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/de49253ff514f36b868ed5b89c5325f5/tumblr_pax1znPhbO1v72xuvo5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/473e14e59f93de553e8989c11ea97daa/tumblr_pax1znPhbO1v72xuvo6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://pissbabysithlord.tumblr.com/post/175263812552/bunny-wolf" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;pissbabysithlord&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;bunny + wolf&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://my-reylo.tumblr.com/post/175266005696</link><guid>http://my-reylo.tumblr.com/post/175266005696</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Jun 2018 03:55:16 -0400</pubDate><category>nsfw</category><category>art</category><category>animorphs</category><category>I think? eh</category><category>I love shifters</category><dc:creator>chasingcarz</dc:creator></item><item><title>13-is-myluckynumber:Guys, please check out this incredible Rey’s...</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c44d18e87aafe48346ee2ca86dd1c1f4/tumblr_paw8vv8x0m1uj6fsao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://13-is-myluckynumber.tumblr.com/post/175246925492/guys-please-check-out-this-incredible-reys-art" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;13-is-myluckynumber&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Guys, please check out this incredible Rey’s art by Aurore Folny.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://my-reylo.tumblr.com/post/175248245471</link><guid>http://my-reylo.tumblr.com/post/175248245471</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Jun 2018 16:18:02 -0400</pubDate><category>art</category><category>rey</category><dc:creator>chasingcarz</dc:creator></item><item><title>Some Kind of Trouble</title><description>&lt;a href="http://archiveofourown.org/works/15044096"&gt;Some Kind of Trouble&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://ao3feed4reylo.tumblr.com/post/175232242714/some-kind-of-trouble" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;ao3feed4reylo&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;via AO3 works tagged ‘Star Wars - All Media Types’ read it on AO3 at &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="https://ift.tt/2MgsG4c"&gt;https://ift.tt/2MgsG4c&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a rel="author" href="/users/GeekGoddess09/pseuds/GeekGoddess09"&gt;GeekGoddess09&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;by &lt;a rel="author" href="/users/GeekGoddess09/pseuds/GeekGoddess09"&gt;GeekGoddess09&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ben Solo was the kind of trouble that could break your heart.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Rey was sure of it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Not that she had any experience with Ben Solos personal brand of trouble —but damn, how she wanted that experience— No, Rey had been lusting after him for months, and he kept her at a safe distance.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;She had wanted him the first time they met; and that was before she even got a whiff of his scent. So really this whole situation shouldn’t be that big of a surprise.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Or &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Going into heat, in the middle of the grocery store wasn’t Reys idea of a good time. Things get even more complicated when Ben offers to see her through her heat.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Words: 7641, Chapters: 1/5, Language: English&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Fandoms: &lt;a class="tag" href="http://archiveofourown.org/tags/Star%20Wars%20-%20All%20Media%20Types/works"&gt;Star Wars - All Media Types&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a class="tag" href="http://archiveofourown.org/tags/Star%20Wars%20Sequel%20Trilogy/works"&gt;Star Wars Sequel Trilogy&lt;/a&gt;
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&lt;li&gt;Rating: &lt;a class="tag" href="http://archiveofourown.org/tags/Explicit/works"&gt;Explicit&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Warnings: &lt;a class="tag" href="http://archiveofourown.org/tags/Choose%20Not%20To%20Use%20Archive%20Warnings/works"&gt;Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a class="tag" href="http://archiveofourown.org/tags/No%20Archive%20Warnings%20Apply/works"&gt;No Archive Warnings Apply&lt;/a&gt;
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&lt;li&gt;Categories: &lt;a class="tag" href="http://archiveofourown.org/tags/F*s*M/works"&gt;F/M&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Characters: &lt;a class="tag" href="http://archiveofourown.org/tags/Rey%20(Star%20Wars)/works"&gt;Rey (Star Wars)&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a class="tag" href="http://archiveofourown.org/tags/Ben%20Solo%20%7C%20Kylo%20Ren/works"&gt;Ben Solo | Kylo Ren&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a class="tag" href="http://archiveofourown.org/tags/Ben%20Solo/works"&gt;Ben Solo&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a class="tag" href="http://archiveofourown.org/tags/Finn%20(Star%20Wars)/works"&gt;Finn (Star Wars)&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a class="tag" href="http://archiveofourown.org/tags/Poe%20Dameron/works"&gt;Poe Dameron&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a class="tag" href="http://archiveofourown.org/tags/Rose%20Tico/works"&gt;Rose Tico&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a class="tag" href="http://archiveofourown.org/tags/Paige%20Tico/works"&gt;Paige Tico&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a class="tag" href="http://archiveofourown.org/tags/Kaydel%20Ko%20Connix/works"&gt;Kaydel Ko Connix&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a class="tag" href="http://archiveofourown.org/tags/Leia%20Organa/works"&gt;Leia Organa&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a class="tag" href="http://archiveofourown.org/tags/Han%20Solo/works"&gt;Han Solo&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Relationships: &lt;a class="tag" href="http://archiveofourown.org/tags/Rey*s*Ben%20Solo%20%7C%20Kylo%20Ren/works"&gt;Rey/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a class="tag" href="http://archiveofourown.org/tags/Kylo%20Ren*s*Rey/works"&gt;Kylo Ren/Rey&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a class="tag" href="http://archiveofourown.org/tags/Rey%20*a*%20Ben%20Solo%20%7C%20Kylo%20Ren/works"&gt;Rey &amp; Ben Solo | Kylo Ren&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Additional Tags: &lt;a class="tag" href="http://archiveofourown.org/tags/Alternate%20Universe%20-%20Modern%20Setting/works"&gt;Alternate Universe - Modern Setting&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a class="tag" href="http://archiveofourown.org/tags/Alpha*s*Beta*s*Omega%20Dynamics/works"&gt;Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a class="tag" href="http://archiveofourown.org/tags/Omega%20Rey/works"&gt;Omega Rey&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a class="tag" href="http://archiveofourown.org/tags/Alpha%20Ben%20Solo/works"&gt;Alpha Ben Solo&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a class="tag" href="http://archiveofourown.org/tags/Mating%20Bites/works"&gt;Mating Bites&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a class="tag" href="http://archiveofourown.org/tags/Mating%20Cycles*s*In%20Heat/works"&gt;Mating Cycles/In Heat&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a class="tag" href="http://archiveofourown.org/tags/Mating%20Bond/works"&gt;Mating Bond&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a class="tag" href="http://archiveofourown.org/tags/Dom*s*sub/works"&gt;Dom/sub&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
read it on AO3 at &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="https://ift.tt/2MgsG4c"&gt;https://ift.tt/2MgsG4c&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://my-reylo.tumblr.com/post/175232702056</link><guid>http://my-reylo.tumblr.com/post/175232702056</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Jun 2018 04:20:08 -0400</pubDate><category>fic</category><category>abo</category><dc:creator>chasingcarz</dc:creator></item><item><title>reylooo:

ladyguillotine:
stefani-germanotta:
Filming the third...</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2bd3992ab1125116b643a98de7aff245/tumblr_p5o4vqLhtI1t3n54uo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/adba2fe9d8c8019b4652f135db1fe438/tumblr_p5o4vqLhtI1t3n54uo2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/52164d3d9f2fa8794c9a584e2b9c486a/tumblr_p5o4vqLhtI1t3n54uo3_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/679b4c7fb8de9f0845e7a396c875af8c/tumblr_p5o4vqLhtI1t3n54uo4_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://reylooo.tumblr.com/post/175203665933/ladyguillotine-stefani-germanotta-filming-the" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;reylooo&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://ladyguillotine.tumblr.com/post/175202897994/stefani-germanotta-filming-the-third-force-bond" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;ladyguillotine&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://stefani-germanotta.tumblr.com/post/175192989630/filming-the-third-force-bond-scene" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;stefani-germanotta&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;Filming the third Force-bond scene.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The way his ribs expand tho&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Dat intense stare tho&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://my-reylo.tumblr.com/post/175205248681</link><guid>http://my-reylo.tumblr.com/post/175205248681</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Jun 2018 10:45:32 -0400</pubDate><category>Tlj bts</category><category>Force Bond</category><category>Tiddies</category><dc:creator>chasingcarz</dc:creator></item><item><title>postedbygaslight:
roxannepolice:


Rey didn’t join Kylo Ben, thus avoiding a toxic relationship of...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://postedbygaslight.tumblr.com/post/175140587757/rey-didnt-join-kylo-ben-thus-avoiding-a-toxic" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;postedbygaslight&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://roxannepolice.tumblr.com/post/175140465975/rey-didnt-join-kylo-ben-thus-avoiding-a-toxic" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;roxannepolice&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Rey didn’t join Kylo Ben, thus avoiding a toxic relationship of Twilight/50 Shades of Grey type it would be in his current emotional state&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Kylo Ben didn’t follow Rey into resistance, thus avoiding the fate of the Phantom, dragon Tarasque and all other Beasts following their Beauties to pain at mob’s hands resistance would totally give him&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Reylo didn’t go for secret marriage, thus avoiding the tragedies of Romeo and Juliet and Anakin and Padme&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;I can’t believe this ship has manouvered around every major shallow water awaiting BatB and enemies to lovers themes and for some people it’s actually a proof it’s sunk&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;This is what I’ve been saying. The narrative has been teed up for redemption and HEA almost perfectly. It’s exciting, particularly because the GA isn’t expecting it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://my-reylo.tumblr.com/post/175204461181</link><guid>http://my-reylo.tumblr.com/post/175204461181</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Jun 2018 10:12:44 -0400</pubDate><category>Excellent points</category><category>Tropes</category><category>Reylo narrative</category><dc:creator>chasingcarz</dc:creator></item><item><title>tombliboos:

The tragedy of JanetIt is 2015 and you are Janet, the average Tumblr user, a White...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tombliboos.tumblr.com/post/175138399032/the-tragedy-of-janet-it-is-2015-and-you-are-janet" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;tombliboos&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;h1&gt;The tragedy of Janet&lt;/h1&gt;&lt;p&gt;It is 2015 and you are Janet, the average Tumblr user, a White American girl in the age bracket of 17-22 (conditions sufficient but not necessary). Your life kinda sucks: Donald Trump is running for president, capitalism is destroying everything, including itself. It is a time of changes on a global scale and you don’t understand any of them. You don’t have a partner because of your insufferable personality and irrational sense of entitlement.  You log in everyday on Tumblr dot com to spread the Holy Word: “Men are trash,” you type furiously on the keyboard; “the Straights are at it again!” You have a fair amount of followers and the number grows exponentially when you display your innate ability for in-depth political analyses. “Anyways,,, Nazis are bad,” you write, and your followers go nuts because their guru has spoken. “Wow, I can’t believe Nazis were bad! Thank you for educating me.” You shed a tear. Your opinion finally, finally counts something. &lt;i&gt;I’m so smart&lt;/i&gt;, you think, as you proceed to write another post about toxic masculinity and White people. You are Tumblr famous now.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Like any average Tumblr user in the 17-22 age bracket, you are in the Marvel fandom stanning Straight White Male characters played by Straight White Male actors with mediocre acting skills who probably only managed to land the role because of their pretty face, something that doesn’t usually happen to Black and non-White actors in general. You feel a twinge of guilt in your stomach, so you rant everyday about the lack of representation in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. The production of Black Panther is announced and relief flows through you: soon, you will be able to keep thirsting after that Straight White Male dick and reblog Black Panther gifsets to wash away your guilt and prop up your wokeness. You change your username in lesbian-steve-rogers and call it a day. You are a Tumblr Queen.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;In late 2015 Star Wars: The Force Awakens dir. JJ Abrams comes out. It’s a 5/10 movie, copypaste of A New Hope and too Marvel-ish but prequels were even worse so it evens out. However, something happens: you notice that some people are actively shipping Rey and Kylo Ren together and it’s as if Christmas has come a week early. You feel it’s your time to shine. “lmfaooooo are you guys… for real? Shipping this??” and again, “is this,,,,, what Straight people do???”. You bless your followers with in-depth 100% accurate analyses of the movie: “Rey is Luke Skywalker’s daughter,” you explain to your followers, who would believe anything you say without questioning it. “Kyle Ron is a school shooter.” “Kylo Ren is actually an incel.” You try to remember that English class you took in high school. “There is enough textual evidence to agree that Kylo Ren browses /pol/ on a daily basis and he’s intended as a metaphor for alt-right 4chan Pepe posters&lt;i&gt;.&lt;/i&gt;” You trust the teachings of Calvinism. Predestination is real, and Kylo Ren is irredeemable and set for eternal damnation. “I can’t wait for Rey to kill Kyle Ron, dance on his corpse and make out with Finn.” Your knowledge of psychology and statistics is remarkable, even though you have not even graduated college. “People shipping Reylo are more likely to condone abusive relationships, I know for sure there is causal effect because it happened to my cousin after watching Twilight.” That’s it. You’ve put the entire American Psychological Association to shame. Your argument goes viral after TheMarySue publishes it and the Harvard Business School is considering offering you a place in the Statistics department given your exceptional ability to critically analyse phenomena and solve once and for all that annoying OVB problem. It’s time for you to drop the final bomb. “Reylo shippers hate women,” you write. “The tea is hot today,” your followers reply enthusiastically. You are a Tumblr God.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Two years later Star Wars: The Last Jedi dir. Rian Johnson comes out and you walk into the theatre ready to watch Kylo Ren twirling mustache doing Nazi stuff. The movie begins and something feels off. Yo mama jokes. Kyle does not kill his mother? You start sweating, and suddenly you feel catapulted in another reality where you are a Brazilian football fan watching the FIFA World Cup 2014 semifinal Brazil v Germany on the stands. Rey and Kylo Ren start acting friendly towards one another and every scene is a new nightmare. The Force is connecting them and Muller scores the first one. “&lt;i&gt;You’re not alone&lt;/i&gt;” “&lt;i&gt;Neither are you&lt;/i&gt;” and Klose and Kroos score three goals in four minutes. Rey ships herself to him? Khedira scores another. Throne room scene and Schurrle scores twice and makes it 7-0, but then Kyle is being Kyle again and Oscar makes it 7-1. You’re shaking. You’re David Luiz crying in front of the press. &lt;i&gt;This is Trump’s America&lt;/i&gt;, you think, seething. You go back home and log into Tumblr dot com, almost smashing your keyboard. “Rian Johnson retire bitch.”&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Six months into 2018 and Reylo is kinda mainstream and well-received by critics, but it’s not over yet. “JJ will retcon everything and make Kylo Ren and Rey switched at birth,” you say to your followers, now a little bit concerned. “Mark Hamill hates The Last Jedi,” you write. “Rian Johnson is a Nazi apologist.” “Daisy Ridley hates Adam Driv*r ugly ass.” It’s a conspiracy, you know it. You can’t be wrong. You channel your inner Larry shipper. “JJ wanted to make Rey Skywalker but Ruin Johnson stepped in and ruined everything.” But now there is a tingle in the back of your neck. Fear. Rey and Kylo Ren might really end up sucking face in the end. Your credibility is at stake. What do?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Suddenly, Spike Lee comes to your rescue: in his new movie, Adam Driver is a Jewish cop who goes undercover in the Ku Klux Klan. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Adam Driver dressed as a KKK member. Your brain cells start working and come up with what must be the undeniable truth. You muster your wokeness and, once again, you log into Tumblr dot com to spread the Holy Word.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;“Adam Driver is a White supremacist ya’ll.”&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Your job is done here. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;It is time to catch up with Voltron now. Klance is endgame for sure, Sheith is a pedo-Satanic ship and there is no way Lance really likes Allura. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Maybe.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="281" data-orig-width="498" data-tumblr-attribution="n-wordbelike:Gji7JlkLipQnH5pkwt1Z6w:ZtCBRg29pSIUI"&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4f989a722da68e38408a6659d5cca979/tumblr_oaw5tuPQkJ1vayxj5o1_500.gif" data-orig-height="281" data-orig-width="498"/&gt;&lt;/figure&gt;</description><link>http://my-reylo.tumblr.com/post/175174456851</link><guid>http://my-reylo.tumblr.com/post/175174456851</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 Jun 2018 11:59:54 -0400</pubDate><category>anti reylo bs</category><category>Shots fired mics dropped the whole place burned down</category><category>Dayum</category><category>Lol</category><category>Not all Annes though</category><category>But a whole lot of em nonetheless</category><dc:creator>chasingcarz</dc:creator></item><item><title>sanziene:
insp</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e6be75ec4a9fd5df5545dbc2be08417c/tumblr_pajfbxctJP1qjb0bwo2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bad4ce6ae3e3ef976e1acd220f65ffac/tumblr_pajfbxctJP1qjb0bwo5_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a71ebbdc8cdc96e94336e1b8f1b9565d/tumblr_pajfbxctJP1qjb0bwo6_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5d28fec05a35320d8f19b4b6e192553f/tumblr_pajfbxctJP1qjb0bwo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://sanziene.tumblr.com/post/175020250281" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;sanziene&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;a href="http://anakinskydala.tumblr.com/post/150837907796/insp"&gt;insp&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://my-reylo.tumblr.com/post/175167933331</link><guid>http://my-reylo.tumblr.com/post/175167933331</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 Jun 2018 06:30:24 -0400</pubDate><category>edit</category><category>eff this is gold!</category><dc:creator>chasingcarz</dc:creator></item><item><title>spacedarcy:
Fifty Shades of Rey

“Do you…are you into some Fifty...</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b07b0c061cd0ea6832bdfc0b525e38fc/tumblr_par125fMQ41wlpc3uo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://spacedarcy.tumblr.com/post/175154634407/fifty-shades-of-rey-do-youare-you-into-some" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;spacedarcy&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/15015392/chapters/34807094"&gt;Fifty Shades of Rey&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Do you…are you into some Fifty Shades of Grey shit?”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ben immediately rolls his eyes. “God, why does everyone think Fifty Shades is an accurate portrayal of BDSM?”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Or, Rey finds out her boyfriend is into some kinky shit, and like the supportive girlfriend she is, decides to give it a try.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;a gift for &lt;a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/m_U8idnEvdQgBNPSLPLNG4Q"&gt;@jewishbensolo&lt;/a&gt;, who also made this gorgeous moodboard for me &lt;3&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://ko-fi.com/A463D9A"&gt;support me on ko-fi&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://my-reylo.tumblr.com/post/175164267176</link><guid>http://my-reylo.tumblr.com/post/175164267176</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 Jun 2018 02:48:17 -0400</pubDate><category>fic</category><category>50 shades</category><category>but not really</category><category>bdsm is my jam</category><category>dom kylo</category><category>yum yum</category><dc:creator>chasingcarz</dc:creator></item><item><title>lornamoose:
pairs skating AU
they have force bond！！
</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4c550a82676437c5f448c2d82b276880/tumblr_p3xwo0fV2e1t1o8ueo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://lornamoose.tumblr.com/post/170720776299/pairs-skating-au-they-have-force-bond" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;lornamoose&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;pairs skating AU&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;they have force bond！！&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://my-reylo.tumblr.com/post/175136204906</link><guid>http://my-reylo.tumblr.com/post/175136204906</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2018 06:36:38 -0400</pubDate><category>art</category><dc:creator>chasingcarz</dc:creator></item><item><title>lornamoose:dark side rey and kylo🖤❤️</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fb091886a1f05369747f37f46548096f/tumblr_orygp1SK071t1o8ueo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://lornamoose.tumblr.com/post/162126434379/dark-side-rey-and-kylo" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;lornamoose&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;dark side rey and kylo🖤❤️&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://my-reylo.tumblr.com/post/175136200756</link><guid>http://my-reylo.tumblr.com/post/175136200756</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2018 06:36:20 -0400</pubDate><category>art</category><dc:creator>chasingcarz</dc:creator></item><item><title>lornamoose:


Strange Magic AU




Wise men say only fools rush...</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d7f747e7cf51b6c12820e280e0695c45/tumblr_pamlgueW3o1t1o8ueo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/eab51102b545fcd9caa74b2ee49955f0/tumblr_pamlgueW3o1t1o8ueo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://lornamoose.tumblr.com/post/175075934394/strange-magic-au-wise-men-say-only-fools-rush" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;lornamoose&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;

Strange Magic AU

&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;

Wise men say only fools rush in&lt;br/&gt;but I can’t help falling in love with you/&lt;br/&gt;take my hand, take my whole life too&lt;br/&gt;for I can’t help falling in love with you

&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://my-reylo.tumblr.com/post/175136197451</link><guid>http://my-reylo.tumblr.com/post/175136197451</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2018 06:36:07 -0400</pubDate><category>art</category><dc:creator>chasingcarz</dc:creator></item><item><title>lornamoose:his smile😭😭😭😭😭😭</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3d3bf4c9f791c7be5cb1592c150ca77a/tumblr_p5m6kx6KzJ1t1o8ueo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f8e00b34d28fad324ba9c1d7b3714efc/tumblr_p5m6kx6KzJ1t1o8ueo2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://lornamoose.tumblr.com/post/171887000974/his-smile" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;lornamoose&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;his smile😭😭😭😭😭😭&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://my-reylo.tumblr.com/post/175136190901</link><guid>http://my-reylo.tumblr.com/post/175136190901</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2018 06:35:44 -0400</pubDate><category>art</category><dc:creator>chasingcarz</dc:creator></item><item><title>thesovereignempress:
twitter fanboys: Star Wars is Sacred ok, this thing I don’t like constitutes a...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://thesovereignempress.tumblr.com/post/175123217830/twitter-fanboys-star-wars-is-sacred-ok-this" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;thesovereignempress&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;twitter fanboys: Star Wars is Sacred ok, this thing I don’t like constitutes a serious betrayal of the &lt;strike&gt;priesthood&lt;/strike&gt; True Fans, it’s ruining my life and letting PC culture take over!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;tumblr fandom: Star Wars doesn’t realize that they are condoning Problematic things, fiction affects realityX3, this is how we do politics, protect {insert marginalized group here}!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Star Wars:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="414" data-orig-width="750"&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/dc4f06c266bd511f1239c8517f5d298e/tumblr_inline_pap7f1fH7o1vd4s3i_500.jpg" data-orig-height="414" data-orig-width="750"/&gt;&lt;/figure&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://my-reylo.tumblr.com/post/175135563451</link><guid>http://my-reylo.tumblr.com/post/175135563451</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2018 05:51:07 -0400</pubDate><category>omfg</category><category>this is it</category><category>anti tlj bs</category><dc:creator>chasingcarz</dc:creator></item><item><title>sanziene:Incorrect SW quotes</title><description>&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/49cf5ddb5a337e39d71943da2bb58746/tumblr_pan4o70Plb1qjb0bwo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d516c077456bc806c7c777b19aa37530/tumblr_pan4o70Plb1qjb0bwo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7251d9151253acff3bfa83445c9c39e3/tumblr_pan4o70Plb1qjb0bwo4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/943401defd8000457b71fe486f972c33/tumblr_pan4o70Plb1qjb0bwo5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c14dd584ce4ab261934b85b49be872d5/tumblr_pan4o70Plb1qjb0bwo6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ac74729d380b6a6ea5437a22fafa3f18/tumblr_pan4o70Plb1qjb0bwo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8142b052fb6f87596a4348b27c1004f8/tumblr_pan4o70Plb1qjb0bwo8_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://sanziene.tumblr.com/post/175099002016" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;sanziene&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;a href="http://sanziene.tumblr.com/tagged/incorrect-sw-quotes"&gt;Incorrect SW quotes&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://my-reylo.tumblr.com/post/175134465126</link><guid>http://my-reylo.tumblr.com/post/175134465126</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2018 04:32:43 -0400</pubDate><category>tlj</category><category>funnies</category><category>tlj the rom com</category><dc:creator>chasingcarz</dc:creator></item><item><title>i-am-thesenate:Tlj remake where the finger touch scene aka the closest thing to a sex scene in star...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://i-am-thesenate.tumblr.com/post/175117447607/tlj-remake-where-the-finger-touch-scene-aka-the" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;i-am-thesenate&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Tlj remake where the finger touch scene aka the closest thing to a sex scene in star wars is an actual sex scene rated R&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://my-reylo.tumblr.com/post/175132089736</link><guid>http://my-reylo.tumblr.com/post/175132089736</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2018 02:12:21 -0400</pubDate><category>tlj remake</category><category>accepted</category><dc:creator>chasingcarz</dc:creator></item><item><title>Constellations - TheNotoriousMGB - Star Wars - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]</title><description>&lt;a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/15002579"&gt;Constellations - TheNotoriousMGB - Star Wars - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://notoriousmgb.tumblr.com/post/175124888917/constellations-thenotoriousmgb-star-wars-all" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;notoriousmgb&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Chapters: 1/?&lt;br/&gt;Fandom: &lt;a href="https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Star%20Wars%20-%20All%20Media%20Types"&gt;Star Wars - All Media Types&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Star%20Wars%20Sequel%20Trilogy"&gt;Star Wars Sequel Trilogy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Rating: Mature&lt;br/&gt;Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings&lt;br/&gt;Relationships: Kylo Ren/Rey, Rey/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren, Rey &amp; Ben Solo | Kylo Ren&lt;br/&gt;Characters: Rey (Star Wars), Kylo Ren, Ben Solo | Kylo Ren, Ben Solo, Rose Tico, Leia Organa, Han Solo, Luke Skywalker, Padmé Amidala, Anakin Skywalker, Finn (Star Wars), Poe Dameron, Stephen Hawking&lt;br/&gt;Additional Tags: Cosmology, Reylo - Freeform, Reylo Royal AU, reylo au, Slow Burn, Dorky Rey, Moody Kylo/Ben, Rose and Rey are best friends, Cambridge University - Freeform, Prince Ben Solo, England - Freeform, UK - Freeform, Queen Padmé, Modern AU, Harry and Meghan-esque AU, Royal Engagement, Royal Wedding&lt;br/&gt;Summary: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Rey Kenobi is thrilled to learn that she’s been accepted into Cambridge University to earn her master’s degree in cosmology under the tutelage of Stephen Hawking, one of the greatest minds of all time. She expects a challenging and rigorous program that will take everything she’s got. However she does not expect to become romantically entangled with Kylo Ren, the rebellious prince who’s second in line to the British throne.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://my-reylo.tumblr.com/post/175131119506</link><guid>http://my-reylo.tumblr.com/post/175131119506</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2018 01:27:08 -0400</pubDate><category>fic</category><category>royalty au</category><dc:creator>chasingcarz</dc:creator></item><item><title>(1/2) two times rey lied to poe dameron and the one time she told the truth</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://likeadove.tumblr.com/post/175123759282/12-two-times-rey-lied-to-poe-dameron-and-the" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;likeadove&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Rating:&lt;/b&gt; T&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Summary: &lt;/b&gt;In which no one else in the Resistance seems to notice what a lying oddball Rey of Jakku is. No one except Poe Dameron. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Pairings:&lt;/b&gt; Rey/Kylo Ben, Finn/Rose, Poe/Connix&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;h2&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/15005390/chapters/34779509"&gt;Read on AO3&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://my-reylo.tumblr.com/post/175131105681</link><guid>http://my-reylo.tumblr.com/post/175131105681</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2018 01:26:31 -0400</pubDate><category>ficlet</category><category>cute</category><dc:creator>chasingcarz</dc:creator></item></channel></rss>
